Smile pretty for the camera??? Do I LOOK like a supermodel to you?
Can't you see I was NAPPING? I'm Lulu, and I really think these rescue people must be nuts or something. Nice, but nuts. They try to get me to do the runway thing ("Why do you think they call it a 'catwalk,' Lulu?" they say) and they keep interrupting my naps!!
I am a little lady with a lot of sass! I didn't like being at the shelter very much - so I was one Naughty Torti. I would much rather be curled up on your bed like the queen I am!
Let me lay it on the line: I'm a cat. A MATURE cat. I have my pride and my dignity, unlike SOME OTHER SPECIES who are all about being in your face and slurping you and stuff, Ack. Not me! I prefer to nap all day on your lap or in the sun!
It wasn't my fault that my purrson died and now in my golden years, when I should have been lazing around in the sunshine while my beauty was admired, I'm out here having my picture taken and PURRSONAL ads placed for me by well-meaning but still annoying rescue people!
You or a friend of yours can get me away from all this. I have a LOT of napping to catch up on!
If you think you have what it takes to put up with a diva like me, come meet me in my foster home in Bayswater.